Servamps & Eves (and others):Truth or dare

Diabolik Lovers

(warning, spoilers ahead!!) ((requested by FandomGeek_13))

dream- *in the corner* *hissing angrily*

kuro- ...aren't i supposed to be the cat??

lily- apparently, she hates the er.. 'anime' we were requested to watch

Fish- *pulling at white bangs* Freaking WORST protagonist I've ever seen! *kicks wall*

Lawless- And I'M the dramatic one...

Jeje-...What's so bad about it?

Tsubaki- No! They're gonna explain it now~ *whines as he tip-toes up to lay head on Jeje's shoulder*

Wrath- *arms crossed* I'm ready.

dream- *opens mouth* *closes immidietly*

world end- well??????

dream- *plays video*

**timeskip**

hugh- THOSE VAMPIRES ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR KIND!!!

kuro- run..! run and don't just tri- god dammit....

lily- *cringe* ....

world end- HOW AND WHY IS SHE STILL ALIVE!?!?

Fish- KICK AYATO'S BALLS OFF YOU DAUGHTER OF A FRICKING PASTOR.

Lawless- AGREED! *slams hand on table*

Wrath- ...*scowls*

Jeje- ...*still trying to wrap mind around idiotic protagonist*

kuro- tell me again why they love her...??

taiyo- something about her having the same blood as eve or somethin

dream- ...

Fish- This is why I never got past Ep. 3.... Freaking house full of fuck boys. Except Subaru. I may or may not have a thing for white-haired boys~

Lawless- ...Right. *totally not thinking about Licht... though he doesn't really count*

Tsubaki- I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD TO HAVE NII-SAN! *clings to Kuro*

dream- *huffs* *crosses arms angrily*

kuro- GAH-!!! *falls over

taiyo- there's legit no reason to as why they would have feelings for her, unlike those love-struck boys *points at lawless and kuro* atleast they have a reason for having feelings for- UMMMPHH!??!

lily- *covers taiyo's mouth* honestly, i'm uncomfortable with them, and i'm the servamp of lust!!

Lawless- ...What?

Fish- Nothing you stupid Sonic rip-off.

Jeje-...That probably hurts....

Wrath- Sonic?

Tsubaki- AhahaHAHAhaha~

dream- no wonder licht likes sonic more then lawless *sigh* so~? ratings?

hugh- 1/10!!! *huffs* vampires like that aren't fit to be creatures of the night

world end- 2/10, but only because some of the foods there looks good... BY THE WAY I'M HUNGRY!!

kuro- 0/10.. why is there a school setting here anyway??

lily- i'm with old child...

Lawless- Negative! -9/10!

Jeje- ...I want some blood... -1/10 for making me envy them....

Wrath- 0/10. Women are much more than... That.

Tsubaki- I'm traumatized and you still want me to rate!! 0/10!!!

dream- ...there's a rating for negative.....??

kuro- it's a horrible anime...

dream- since when did you become a critic?? -_- alright~!! who wants to do the outro??

Fish- Me! *sparkles innocently*

Jeje-...

Lawless- Why should a twinning loser like you do the outro? The amazing Lawless~Chan! should do it!

Wrath- Lawless... You could do the outro another time.

Fish- No no! Lawless is right! Ladies first~ *smirks**fake bow*

dream- ...lawless if you sit down and stop this shit.. *takes out photos* i might be willing to give you pictures of licht sleeping cuddling up to stuffed animals~

Lawless- *shuts mouth of any rebuttal*

Tsubaki- You're just favoring your husband~ *still on Kuro*

kuro- tsubaki... get off of me.... you're such a pain

dream- here you go~ oh, and i might have accidentally caught a few pictures of him shirtless..

lily- my my...

Lawless- *is completely frozen*

Fish- Anyway! Away from my wife blackmailing Lawless! Hope you enjoyed this y'all! And, while you're at it, you can recommend fanfiction reviews! But only the first chapter, so make it count! How about "To Be or Not To Be-" *is violently shoved*

dream- *shoves fish* QUOTE THAT IDIOT ONE MORE TIME AND I'M DIVORCING YOU!!!!

kuro- wait.. what did they said???

dream- *squeks* nothing!

Fish- Kate-chan~ That hurt~ *whines on floor*

Wrath- *facepalm*

Jeje-...Bye?