funny moments on a minecraft server

Survival with a noob...

Noob: what is that?
Me: thats....a cow...
Noob: oh, nice
Noob: what are we going to do now?
Me: go get some wood for tools....
Noob: how... I don't have a axe
Me: hit. The. Tree....
Noob: that doesn't work...
Me: hold the button....
Noob: what is that green creature?
Me: hmm?
Noob: it glows :d
Me: oh..sh*t

Game3rPro44 got blown up by a creeper.

Me: well....i guess we can start over...