funny moments on a minecraft server

the unkillabe chicken >:3

Well, since a few days i got a + rank. Which means i can turn ny self into a few animals.. i decided to prank someone >:3

I went to the island as a chicken and waited for him to kill me for meat.

Player: *hits me and nothing happens* looks at me for for a bit and starts spamming.. nothing happens..

In chat "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO PVP IS A F*CKING CHICKEN!!"

Player: reloads the server and tries again... by hitting me..

In chat: ADMIN I CAN'T KILL THIS CHICKEN

Admin: Just check the player board..

Player: EEEENNNTTTIIITTYYYY!!

Admin: Run chicken run...

Me: I believe i can flyyy... i believe i can touch the sky while using my eleyyytrraaaaaa

Admin: wait until you craaassh then I will laugh my asss offff

Me: lols