Steve Lacy, the Spanish Guy/ Check My French

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Patrick's pov

So Syd went with Haylee to get some more grapes, Kintaro was with his brothers, so it's just me, Steve, Matt. Steve is still high by the way.

Matt: so, what y'all want to do?
Steve: yoooooou arrrrrre sooooooo beaauuutifuuuuul!
Matt: shut yo ass up! Let's call Kali see what she up to.

No one's pov

He called like 2 times, it rung once the second time, and she answered.

*on the phone*

Kali: Hey!
Matt: Ay, what you up to?
Kali: I'm with Quin, Taco, and Tyler. And some more people. Who are you with?
Matt: Steve and Patrick. can you put me on speaker?
Kali: can you put me on speaker?
Matt: OK, same time. 1, 2, 3.

*They put each other on speaker*

Kali: hey y'all!
Steve, Pat: Hey Kali!
Kali: where is Syd, I usually hear her laughing.
Steve: she's with Haylee to get some more grapes.
Kali: lemme guess, she ate them?
All three: Yup.
Kali: with her fat ass. Ay, can the crew swing by?
Matt: I was wondering, could we swing by?
Kali: yeah, let's chill!
Matt: OK, is Jasper there?
Kali: yeah why?
Matt: cause I'm gonna have to kick his ass for eating my sandwich.
Jasper in background: I was hungry!
Matt: whatever lil nigga. Bye y'all!
Kali and them: bye bye!

*Convo over*

Pat: so, let's go.
Matt: okay.

*Kali's house*

Kali: hey y'all, come in!
Steve: wassup Kali!
Kali: hey babes! *kiss Steve on the cheek*
Pat: hey Kali!
Kali: hey midtown! *taps his nose*
Matt: Hello miss Kali Uchis. *he said in his UK voice*
Kali: Hola sus culo puto! (Hello sus ass bitch)

Matt: so you just gonna cuss me out in Spanish?
Kali: supongo que sí (I guess so)
Matt: no me gustas (I don't like you)
Kali: yo también te amo (I love you too)
Matt, Kali: ctfu
Steve: what was y'all doing?
Kali: hating on each other in Spanish.
Steve: I can speak Spanish!
Matt: no you can't.
Steve: yes I can.
Matt: OK, since you know how, sing a chorus to one of your songs.
Kali: do it!
Steve: OK (clears throat) algo malo està a punto de pasarne, no lo sè pero lo siento venir. Podrìa ser tan triste podrìa dejar mi nariz corriendo. To sòlo hoooooope ella no quiere dejar meeeeeeh! (something bad is about to happen to me, I don't know it but I feel it coming. Might be so sad might leave my nose running. I just hoooooope she don't wanna leave meeeeeeh)
Kali: Steve that was beautiful!
Steve: pas aussi beau que toi (he said not as beautiful as you in French)
Kali: je vous remercie (thank you)
(Hodgy walks over)
Hodgy: wassup with Steve, I thought Kali had a boyfriend.
Matt: C'est Steve Lacy pour yah. (that's Steve Lacy for yah)
Hodgy: C'est vrai (really is)

Haylee's pov

Me: Syd!
Syd: what!
Me: bring me a big towel!
Syd: OK!

So this is what happened, me and her was at the store buying me some more grapes. We bumped into Beyonce, Estelle, Kehlani, (who is good friends with Syd) and Syd's cousin, Nick Bennett. He got this song called Hotter than You. It got this like Jamaican vibe to it, it's cool. But anyways, we got autographs from all of them in one day!

Syd: hear you go.
Me: thank y-
Syd: what?

I was speechless 💬, she looked so fine! She had on a sports bra with men acid washed jeans.

Syd: hey!?
Me: huh?
Syd: what are you doing?
Me: uhhhh?
Syd: take two steps forward?

I took those two steps, for her I guess?

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