Hey guys, sorry its been a while! I just wanted to show you one of my favorite rap battles! (Warning a little mature)
Epic rap battles of Akademi!
Yandere-chan vs. Yandere-kun!
Begin!
Yan-chan: trying to steal my senpai, who do think you're dealing with? If you try and take him just know I have a knife at home with your name on it. I'm the hero of this story you're the fanboy wanna be. But you really wanna fight then please try and beat me. There are many things that I have done that you would never dare. I doubt you'd have the courage to take and claim senpia's underwear! Or tie a rival to a chair and make her wish she was never born so drop the act and leave. I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn.
Yan-kun: its funny how the world is so enamoured with your position. That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true fruition. But you see let me tell you about rule sixty three. "All characters have an opposite sex counterpart" like me. I'm the guy you don't want to mess with, so you better run and hide. I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die. Its not like senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me. So I'll give you one verse to back off and beg for mercy.
Yan-chan: You think that you're scary? Let me show you something frightening. You can't exist in a world filled with Social Justice Lighting. "A man can't be a yandere! He's a stalker, take him out!" My sex gives me a pass, you're the one they cry wolf about.
Yan-kun: Haha you think politics will stop me? Just take a look around, people CRAVE my existence. So how does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are so your little verse just went to waste. So leave senpai to me, you sad, pathetic waste of space.
Yan-chan: haha you're funny for a dead man.
Yan-kun:Now you're just wasting my time, I have to go make sure senpai's safe-
Yan-chan: I told you asshole HE'S MINE! You won't take him from me, I'll kill you before you even get the chance.
Yan-kun: you really think so?
Yan-chan:I know so.
Yan-kun: Alright, LET'S DANCE!
