Angry Office
Warning: Offensive
Used signs: Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces
Y/N means your name
Leo: My name is Leo, i've worked here for uh six years now, you know I love working here, we just have a lot of laughs
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Leo: Fuck off (Y/N) I'm not going to your fucking celebration
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Virgo: You're disgusting, you're fucked you know that
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Capricorn: Get your shit together
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Leo: Fucking cock
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Pisces: I wanna hit you two asshole
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Scorpio: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
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Virgo: I work in a cubical, so I sit all day, so in order to get exercise, I just walk around the office like this *walks around while still sitting in chair* and I was getting tired of being called curry in a hurry *walks to Scorpio's desk*
Virgo: Why the fuck don't you have good candy, put it on your list of things to do
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Scorpio: Well this is it, the big gig
Scorpio: What do you want you fucking troll?
Scorpio: It took me a little bit of time to find a spot, you know that was far enough away from, daycare, or like a dentist, you know like a children's dentist.
Scorpio: Hellooooo~
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Pisces: My name is Pisces, I'm a head accountant here, I believe in my God, the only God, I like working here its great, Capricorn's a great guy/girl you know, mostly for the first half of the day, as the day kinda goes by, we kinda get a little more distant, that's fine
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Capricorn: I have been cleaning for a long time
Leo: Your fucking drunk.
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Aries: I came three times under my desk today, and one was with my hand
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Leo: Aries is my boss, and he's a piece of cock
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Capricorn: Aries is an asshole
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Virgo: Oh Aries is a cock shit
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Aries: I wanna hit you in the face as hard as I can, and I don't want to do that
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Aries: Where are our numbers at?
Leo: Our numbers- fuck you that's where they're at
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Pisces: Can I please have a cookie
Leo: *puts cookie on top of shelf*
Pisces: Man fuck you
Leo: *Holds cookies over head*
Pisces: *shoves Leo down*
Virgo: aiaiaiaiaia
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Scorpio: I just hang up on them
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Leo: This is my assistant Aquarius
Aquarius: *smiles*
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Leo: Write this shit down
Leo: He/She does all the uh work that I uh don't wanna do
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Leo: Do it hetero * throws documents behind onto to Aquarius*
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Virgo: They moved my cubicle three times, then I cut down on the curry and it stopped
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Pisces: Your lucky this thing is holding me back or I swear to god
Leo: I hope you do come over here
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Leo: If there is a hell, I hope he/she isn't there with me
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Leo: I'm making copies,move I'm gay
Leo: In the work place, being gay just had its perks, your just simply a better person
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Virgo: Someone stole my shit, and went through my drawer
Scorpio: And it wasn't even me this time
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Scorpio: Sometimes I just like to crop dust a cripple, cause tht bitch can't run no where
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Leo: Show of hands who knows where the fuck what department they work in
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Aries: The lotion is supposed to go through your hands and face, I can hear it from my office
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Leo: There really is something magical about working here
Pisces: If I was blessed enough, I would just walk right out of here
Leo: I don't know, we seem to get along together
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Leo: Can I have everyones attention, I have an announcement, I'd just like you to know I shoved all of my office supplies up my ass, so anyone who tries to steal them I hope you like HPV
Leo: I love these guys, they're like my family
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Leo: Here at nightingale auto insurance, we'll fender bend you over great savings, write that down, write that
Aquarius: *writes saying*
Virgo: Aiaiaiaiaia
Leo: The fuck has she/he been there the whole time!?
YOU ARE READING
Zodiacs~ (Requests Open)
RandomThere will be scenarios, sqauds, requests and short stories and I will try to make more 'Zodiacs' than 'A/N' and I will try to get out maybe five per day or more! I found most of these off the internet, because i'm uncreative
