Wet •NaLu one-shots•

『 Dem Lemons』

I wanna die. I really gotta take a piss.

READ THIS HOES! Thanks ♥︎

For the past deadass months I haven't been updating. I'm not slacking off or anything I'm actually writing a ton of stories. Like 7 incomplete lemons. After I talked about "voting" I got to writing about lemons but the creativity and the words weren't coming out. I've tried multiple times; they just don't look good and aren't sexually appealing(like it should be). I wrote like two chapters of strip club kink that's shitty... I MEAN LITTY! And etc. Like fam my dick just ain't in it when I write lately.

It's just a faze tho lol. I've had multiple times when I can only write lemons, only write normal(non smut), or I just can't write at all. And it's lowkey getting on my nerves that I can't update this book. Cuz if you don't remember in the last chapter I said I'd try coming out with a new chapter soon and I still haven't. Even though I'm a lil bastard that doesn't have feelings I still want to keep you guys happy and faithful to me. And I didn't want to come out with one of these "personal thoughts" chapter because they're not entertaining, cuz I assume y'all be here for the lemons. And I know how it feels when a book you like updates after a long time and you're all like "yay I can read more plot lines!" But then it's just the author bitching about his problems. Lol T-T.

I also started school up again so less time to pity myself because I can't fukcin write.

Mood change!

Oh btw thanks for 69k(EVEN THOUGH IM TOTALLY LATE SAYING THAT HOLY CRAP) and now it's like, what, 71k I think. You guys are great thanks♥︎! Even though it says 1k votes I'm still proud of y'all for voting, keep it up fam love ya! I can feel it we are close to 2k!

Idk when the next chapter will be out but next time it won't be a shitty authors note. Though I do enjoy talking to you all directly like this.

Also I have a horrible personality so I'm gonna sponsor my other shitty book here:

The 「This shit that no one will read」book. It's just me writing random one-shots or me bitching about how much I want to kill myself♥︎. I'm being petty so check it out! It's not all NaLu and lemons tho. I have been getting into different things so I just wanted a place to write some fanfic on them, and y'all can see my trigger rants. It's fun.

I can't promise that I'll update soon but when I'm back in my game I'll hit y'all up with a new kinky chapter! ;3 I love you!!!

~Badlittle_Albatraoz

Still gotta piss...