online [s.stan]

one. you have the wrong number

sabrina: sarah you bitch
sabrina: you stole my fucking cookies

unknown: what

sabrina: dont what me

unknown: sorry, you have the wrong number

sabrina: sarah you did this to me THREE times i'm not falling for it again

unknown: who's sarah

sabrina: wait
sabrina: you really aren't sarah?

unknown: that's what i've been trying to tell you for our whole conversation

sabrina: then who are you?

unknown: i go by sebastian

sabrina: oh my god i'm so sorry!

sebastian: it's cool
sebastian: i need to talk to someone anyways

sabrina: oh
sabrina: are you...okay?

sebastian: yeah, no i'm fine
sebastian: just the stress of filming, that's all

sabrina: you're an actor?

sebastian: um yeah

sabrina: whAt
sabrina: that's so cool!
sabrina: wait
sabrina: you don't happen to be sebastian stan

sebastian is typing...
sebastian is typing...

sebastian: nope
sebastian: just a small actor
sebastian: it's kind of a part time job really

sabrina: i see,
well this guy sebastian stan, has my sister, sasha's heart
sabrina: and he is kinda cute
sabrina: by kinda i mean a lot
sabrina: and by a lot i mean he's adorable

sebastian: oH my god fangirLs everywherE
sebastian: i just hope you're not a creepy old guy

sabrina: i just hope YOURE NOT A CREEPY OLD GUY
sabrina: oh shit i still have to text my OTHER sister sarah about my cookies that she stole
sabrina: ttyl!

sebastian: bye
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