Sirius Black || Which Marauder Is Your Soulmate?

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SIRIUS BLACK
[ which marauder is your soulmate? ]

Imagine if Sirius Black took a quiz to find out which Marauder is his ~soulmate~.

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Hello my name is Sirius Black aka The Baddest Bitch in Hogwarts™

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Hello my name is Sirius Black aka The Baddest Bitch in Hogwarts™. At least, that's what Moony calls me ;)

But you can call me Sirius, Daddy, or Padfoot.
I also go by Snuffles, but that's...that's for the bedroom.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm joking.
(Am I, Moony?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Alright, enough about names.

I stumbled upon this quiz while I was browsing through my Internet feed of dogs, motorcycles, and Muggle girls in bikinis.

(btw Emma you're cute hmu)

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(btw Emma you're cute hmu)

SOMEONE MADE A QUIZ ABOUT US, THE MARAUDERS!!!1
HONESTLY, I'M SO OVERWHELMED THAT SOMEONE WOULD DEDICATE THEIR TIME AND CREATIVITY INTO LOSERS LIKE ME, JAMES, PETER, AND REMUS.

Apparently, it would tell me which Marauder is my destined ~soulmate~. Personally, I'm hoping it's Moony.
(Fun Fact: Did you know that his nickname was inspired by the time we dared him to show his arse? I'll never forget it. June 18. I died that day haha)

I mean, James is great, but his snores are like trumpet horns. And Peter, his snores are like the entire fucking brass section.
But Remus...he doesn't even snore, and that's why I love him-
I mean what?

*awkward cough*

Anyways, on with the quiz.

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