What I'm not obsessed

No not at all...

Me: I'm not that obsessed with shin soukoku
~earlier~

Me: I need to get dressed *opens closet* *shin soukoku falls out on top of me*

Me: darn I'm starving *opens fridge* *shin soukoku falls out again*
Me: I guess I won't eat until dinner *sits on shin soukoku couch*
Me: MOM! What's for dinner?!
Mom: it's your favorite, shin soukoku!
Me: *under breath* yesss

Me: I should change my background it's been this shin soukoku picture for years *changes background to different shin soukoku picture* ah that's better

Teacher: now write down what your favorite activity is, your favorite book, your favorite movie, and favorite animal.
Me: *writes on paper* shin soukoku, shin soukoku fanfic, shin soukoku movie I watched in my head, and akutagawa in the sheets with Atsushi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: *laying on ground* I wonder what the meaning of life is
Me walking up to me: it's shin soukoku
Me: yeah, I guess ur right
Other me: I'm always right, now read that shin soukoku fanfic that u saved earlier
Me: ok I'll read tHE HECK OUT OF IT

Me: *looking at shin soukoku fanart* gosh darn they so cute together
Mom: HONEY!
Me: YEAHHH???
Mom: your dog needs food!!!!
Me: which one?!?!
Mom: shin soukoku!!!!
Me: oh ok!!!! I'll make sure to feed soukoku as well!!!!

Non-otaku friend: oh my god josh and Amy are so cute together I can't believe it
Me: *bored out of my mind* yeah...
Me: *in head* man I could be writing that shin soukoku fanfic rn it's due for an update
Friend: *falls down*
Me: holy poop u ok bro?
Friend: y-yeah I just hurt my shin-
Me: soukoku
Friend: ...what?
Me: nothing I'll get u a bandaid

Mom: isn't the ocean lovely
Me: *bored again* yup...
Mom: oh look! There's a ship on that dock!
Me: *turns head intensely* *takes out picture of shin soukoku from my pocket* *throws it on the ship* *runs back and sits on beach next to mom again*
Mom: what was that?
Me: *turns creepily towards mom* I guess you could say... the ship has sailed
Other me: badum- tss

Me: what time is it?
Other me: it's shin soukoku time
Me: eh I think I'm going to play outside
Other me: *pins me to ground* *grabs neck* NEVER EVER SAY THAT AGAIN NOW MAKE MORE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ON WHY THEYRE CANNON
Me: *sighs* I guess ur right outside is pretty boring

Otaku I just met: so I really love this one anime called bungou stray do-
Me: *grabs their shoulders* I LOVE bungou stray dogs
Otaku: oh same!
Otaku: I ship Dazai and Atsushi so hard
Me: *falls back in tragedy* h-how dare you
Me: *pulls out knife* YOU SHALL LIVE NO LONGER
Otaku: b-but-
Me: DONT BUT ME SHIN SOUKOKU AND SOUKOKU ARE THE ONLY SHIPS NONE OTHER
Otaku: w-wait-
Me: *pulls out necklace with shin soukoku on it and dangles in their face* shin soukoku and soukoku are the only ships shin soukoku and soukoku are the only ships
Otaku: *hypnotized* shin soukoku and soukoku are the only ships
Me: good now u have learned

Person: can I borrow ur phone?
Me: *nervous sweating* w-why?
Person: uh to call my mom
Me: um I I don't trust strangers with my phone sorry
Person: bro we were classmates for the past three years
Me: BUTIFIGIVEITTOYOUIHAVETODELETEALLMYSHINSOUKOKUORYOU'LLJUDGEME
Person: what about deleting?
Me: *in tears* I guess I have no choice...
Person: geez ok I'll just use the school phone
Me: OHTHANKGOD *runs away*

Mom: where do u want to go for ur birthday?
Me: shin soukoku heaven
Mom: but that's impossible-
Me: BUT I WANT TO GO TO SHIN SOUKOKU HEAVEN
Mom: *sigh* where did I go wrong

Me: *giving birth when I'm older*
Doctor: it's a boy- oh wait! There's twins!
Me: *holding my babies* I'll name you shin, and you soukoku
Mom sitting right next to me: *facepalm*

~back to present~
Me: ok maybe just a little...

Meow