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"You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you."

"Have you, now?"

"You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it."

"Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too."

"I am... too wonderful?"

"No, you're a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log."

 "Ahaha...KILLJOY."

"What'd you say?"

"Ah, nothing."

"STICK IN THE MUD."

"Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!"

"Actually, it's polished marble."

Question: Peter Pan or Pinocchio? 

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Question: Peter Pan or Pinocchio? 

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