"You know, waitress, I finally figured out what is wrong with you."
"Have you, now?"
"You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it."
"Thank you, 'cause I figured out what your problem is too."
"I am... too wonderful?"
"No, you're a no-count, philandering, lazy bump on a log."
"Ahaha...KILLJOY."
"What'd you say?"
"Ah, nothing."
"STICK IN THE MUD."
"Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your - your ivory tower!"
"Actually, it's polished marble."
Question: Peter Pan or Pinocchio?
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