One day, a little girl asked her mum how the human race began."Well, honey, it all began when God made a woman and a man named Adam and Eve."
She asked her father later and being the scientific man he was, replied with this: "We evolved from monkeys a long time ago."
Confused, she came back to her mum, "Mum, you said that we came from Adam and Eve, but dad said that we came from monkeys."
"Oh, he's just explaining his side of the family."
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Humor"Now, hold up there young human. I did not go do this sh!t for you to criticize my description's not good enough." Everest Pines [undergoing puberty, sorry for inconvenience]