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You: hi
You: hello
You: hey
You: yo
You: what's up
You: bonjour
You: hola
You: aloha
You: I'm trying to annoy you but you aren't opening my text messages;;
You: 💖
You: 😘😘❤️💖💖💗❤️
Alex: those colors don't even go well together
You: look who's finally decided to text me back
Alex: I'm with Justin rn
Alex: he's over my place
You: oh
Alex: id rather talk to you but he has some family issues & stuff
You: ok
Alex: don't be mad :(
You: I'm not mad
Alex: ❤️❤️
Alex:

You: look at dat ugly face 😍😩😘Alex: curseSAlex: anyways we're heading over to Bryce's so I'll text you soon?You: is that a question or a statementAlex: a statementYou: okAlex: stop saying ok it makes me feel like you're madYou: iM NOT MAD, chil...

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You: look at dat ugly face 😍😩😘
Alex: curseS
Alex: anyways we're heading over to Bryce's so I'll text you soon?
You: is that a question or a statement
Alex: a statement
You: ok
Alex: stop saying ok it makes me feel like you're mad
You: iM NOT MAD, chillax & go hang with your friends
Alex: I'd rather hang with u
You: tbh I only exist during school hours the rest of the time I'm a ghost sorry 😩👻
Alex: you can't say I didn't try
You: goodbYe, Alex
Alex: I love the way you say my name <33
You: I didn't say it I typed it
Alex: I love the way you type my name <33
You: there's only one way to type it
Alex: I missed your formal goodbyes <33
You: oh, you & your hearts can leave
Alex: bye baby <33
You: bye daddy 😍😩😩😘💯💯
Alex: okay I'll stop
Alex: sheesh
You: you better not be texting and driving
Alex: I'm not
Alex: Justin is shooting glares at me right now because I'm looking at my phone instead of starting the engine
You: oh, please, don't annoy your friends for my sake
Alex: I learned from the best :)
You: if that's your way of flirting, you're doing a terrible job
Alex: I'm not
Alex: but I can if you want me to :)
You: L E A V E
Alex: you didn't need to use the dark font :(
Alex: how do you even do that?
You: I had to convey the message that I was yelling at you
You: & a true magician never reveals their secrets
Alex: plain old caps would've done that just fine
You: why are you still texting me?? Go
Alex: okay, bye :)
You: bye 💘

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