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Taebae: yo

Taebae: dipshit

Taebae: assface

Taebae: taylor swift

Taebae: do I have to insult u more

Seagulljeon: I was going to fucking burn u alive because u woke me up

Seagulljeon: bUT TAYLOR SWIFT OMFG

Seagulljeon: idk if I should be mad bc that's the greatest insult ever or laugh bc IT'S SO FUNNG IM-

Taebae: wait u were sleeping ?

Seagulljeon: its 3am do u expect me to be snorkeling now or

Taebae: yo that's a gr8 idea I think imma do that

Seagulljeon: idk wat to say,,,,,

Seagulljeon: o btw

Seagulljeon: u aren't like 13 going around and calling random ppl daddy rite

Seagulljeon: u bETTER NOT BE

Taebae: I mean,,,

Taebae: what if im 13

Seagulljeon: nO THAT CANT BE I CALLED A 13 Y/O BABYBOY IM JDDHNFJXX

Seagulljeon: gO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SUCK DICK WHY ARE U HERE

Seagulljeon: o wAIT NO U CANT SUCK DICK U R JUST 13 DONT SUCK DICK PLEASE DONT

Taebae: ,,,,,

Taebae: im 21

Taebae: :)

Seagulljeon: are u sure ? U ain't 13 ?

Taebae: how could a lil teen possibly have an ass like mine ( a/n: um hi tae u obv dont know me )

Seagulljeon: I mean,,,,

Seagulljeon: yOU ARE TWENTY ONE ??

Seagulljeon: ughHhHHhH

Taebae: wat

Seagulljeon: youre older than me jnccvcmfjf

Taebae: nO WAY

Taebae: OMFG

Taebae: hOW OLD ARE U OMGOMGOMG

Seagulljeon: eh

Seagulljeon: 20

Taebae: jcmjxfjmjxmc

Taebae: can I top ?

Seagulljeon: excuse you nO

Seagulljeon: I top. end of discussion

Taebae: damn,,,

Taebae: I really wanna top tho

Seagulljeon: eh with that lil pepper of yours ??

Seagulljeon: I dont think so

Taebae: exCUSE ME

Taebae: LiL pEpPeR

Taebae: u clearly dont know me

Seagulljeon: oh really

Taebae: yes really

Seagulljeon: can I see then

Taebae: pervERT

Seagulljeon: uh just admin that u have nothing to show

Taebae: ,,,,

Taebae: I hate u

Taebae: I mean

Taebae: I still have this ass and face so who's the real winner here :)))

A/n: can y'all eh ignore this bc its so cringey and stupid and idek what I'm doing ????????

Also uh no offense to taylor swift fans,,,, I dont hate Taylor shes pretty chill (not)


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