I'm sorry
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Gemini: Can I have breakfast in bed?
Virgo: If you want breakfast in bed, then sleep in the kitchen
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Capricorn: I'm claustrophobic
Sagittarius: What does that mean
Pisces: It means she's afraid of Santa Clause!
Sagittarius: Ho Ho Ho!
Capricorn: ....
Pisces: sTOP IT YOUR SCARING HER!
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Aquarius: *doing her eyeliner*
Scorpio: Ey, I gotta question
Aquarius: *looks at Scorpio* *starts grabbing knives out of purses and makeup bags* *holds one* Don't. Disturbs me. While I'm doing my eyeliner. Or else you'd know what'll happen... *stabs table with knife*
Scorpio: *backs away slowly*
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Scorpio: *gives child Aries a sword*
Virgo: You can't giver her that! That's not safe!
Scorpio: Its a sword. They're not supposed to be safe.
Pisces: She's a child!
Scorpio: Its educational
Pisces:What if she cuts herself?!
Scorpio: That will be a important lesson.
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Capricorn hater: I HATE YOU
Capricorn: Heh. You think you hate me, huh?
Capricorn: You think you can go against the best?
Capricorn Hater: ?
Capricorn: I've been hating myself since I was born!
Capricorn: AMATEUR!!!
Capricorn Hater: ಥ_ಥ
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Taurus: I love you sleep!
Sleep: I love you to- *arrow goes thru her head*
Internet: Never cheat on me again
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Leo: WOW! I sympathize with the hero sooo much!
Leo: I hope he wins!
Leo: Don't you?
Scorpio: *Wearing I love villons shirt*
Aquarius: *Wearing go villons glove* *Holding I love antagonists flag*
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Aries: I love video games!
Aries: I just play them for fun! It doesn't matter if I win or lose!
Aries: *playing on PC*
Aries: *Lost*
Aries: *pushes away from desk*
Aries: *grabs desk*
Aries: *table flips it thru the roof*
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Virgo: Only an asshole would sit on this couch!
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius: *sits on the couch*
Virgo: ...
Pisces: At least I'm not an asshole
Virgo:
Pisces: *sits on couch*
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Taurus: *In hell*
Satan: Welcome to hell! Pizza?
Taurus: *grabs a piece* *eats it
Satan: I forgot to mention, it's so hot it melts your face off! HAHAHAHAHA!
Taurus: *face melting off* *continues grabbing more pieces*
Satan: Dude
Taurus: *Continues*
Satan: Dude stop!
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Cancer: Rise shadow Lord, for I do your bidding..
Scorpio: Ï THÏR$T FØR TH€ B£ØØD ØF TH€ ÏÑÑØÇ€ÑT
Cancer: We have soda in the fridge..
Scorpio: ._.
Scorpio: Ï THÏR$T FØR ÇØÇÅ-ÇØ£Å
Cancer: We have Pepsi
Scorpio: .-. Fine
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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiacs. Yeh. I did not make these, I found these on Tumblr, Google, and Facebook, so don't get offended cause of the stereotypes, the earlier chapters are more likely to be filled with stereotypes then towards the end (I started this book when I ba...
