Aries: Pit it all on red you big fart! *hands money to gambler*
Capricorn: Don't listen to her, she doesn't represent me!
Aries: Don't listen to her, she a big piece of shit!
*Lost ye beatch*
Gambler: House wins
Aries: Beep boop boop we're fucked!
Capricorn: That was our last ten dollars!
Aries: Hey can I borrow ten dollars!
Capricorn: Are you even listening to me?!
Aries: Hey can I borrow twenty dollars!!
Capricorn: You are ruining my life!
Aries: Well Imma go ruin my liver, see ya in the hospital fat ass! *leaves*
Capricorn: *facepalms*
(This is a joke, don't take it personally please)
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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiacs. Yeh. I did not make these, I found these on Tumblr, Google, and Facebook, so don't get offended cause of the stereotypes, the earlier chapters are more likely to be filled with stereotypes then towards the end (I started this book when I ba...
