I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

Chapter Thirteen

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So this chapter is in Jacks POV. Let's get on with it!

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I am downstairs looking for my phone when I hear I loud bang from upstairs. It sounds like a person falling over, which is crazy because I am the only one in the house.

I walk slowly up the stairs, being very wary.

"Hello?" I call out. I open my bedroom door which seems to be where the noise in coming from. I open the door to see-

Nothing.

There is no one hear, yet the window is wide open and I can hear the rush of the wind carrying heavy weight.

My drawers are open and my phone is dumped on top.

I grab it. "Finally!" I say to myself.

I turn it on and almost freeze when I see the messages from Chelsea.

What kind of sick joke is this? We used protection every time. Didn't we?

Suddenly I go back to when she was sick all over her desk. How often she has looked pale, been sick and got fatter in the last week since I have dumped her.

I thought she was comfort eating but of course. Why does the world hate me?

And now I myself have no one to talk to.

I know that physco Aylisa's secret, and am so utterly shocked I cannot speak to that creep.

And I dumped Chels for her.

What the hell was I thinking?

Falling in love with a stranger. Ha.

Must of banged my head on my way down, because now I understand.

I need Chelsea.

Or do you?
Maybe the whole father thing is controlling your brain.

If I am a father.

Why the doubt, Jack?

I stop talking to myself and bite my lip. I start dialling my ex. I need answers, and I need them now.

Hey, it's Chelsea. Right now I'm probably doing my makeup, meeting with celebs or with my boyfriend and soulmate Jack. Leave a message after the beep.

After I have heard the familiar beep, I curse.

"Chels? This text message? Not cool. Meet me? Please?" Sweat drips from me, blurring my eyes.

I can't be a father. I can't be.

It's not fair. I'm not even a proper adult yet. I'm starting college in what- a month? One month and I will be in college/ uni whatever you call it.

So why in nine months do I have to be a father?

It's not that I don't like or want kids. I love kids. Little children are cute and I love playing games with them.

But I wanted kids when I had finished uni. Maybe when I was like, 19/20?

17 nearly 18 is not a good age to find out your girlfriends pregnant.

And Chelsea. She has only recently turned 17! She had so much ahead of her.

Well, if I really am going to be a father, I better get along with her.

*Aylisa's POV*

The minute I saw the door knob turn, I ran. I ran and I ran and I ran.

How can Chelsea be pregnant? She is 17 and three weeks, for gods sake!

This can't be true. It cannot be. She must of made it up.

But why would she make something like that Up?

She is a liar, but she doesn't lie as bad as me.

We all know how bad you lie.

Shut up!

Why? Don't want your secret to the world? Jack knows it, it might as well be plastered across the newspapers.

I pinch myself. Stop being negative, stop being negative.

Remember what your therapist said. Positive everyday keeps the therapist away!

Well, I seemed to have good acting skills then.

I sit in silence on a large rock in the middle of nowhere.

It's no ordinary rock, and I know where I am.

It's our place.

The place we always used to play.

The place where-

Poop, my phones ringing. I grab my phone and roll my eyes when I see about 100 missed calls from mum. I rush home as quick as possible.

When I get home off course she is ranting st me. I blank out until the very end of her crazy talk.

Sometimes, I hate my life.

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