FUCK ME JERRY

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Flomp says "hello"

You say "hello" to Flomp

Flomp slips on sperm and breaks his leg

You just stare with a single tear streaming down your cheek

Flomp dies from the plague

You run away to tell someone

Toby appears

You stare at Toby

Toby says "why hello there"

You reply with "assholes are yellow"

Toby slowly backs away

You continue to find someone

Ken appears

You stare at Ken

Ken screams "WUNT SOME KEN SMOOTHIE?!"

You back away

Ken floats the fuck away

You run into The Mother27

The Mother27 screams "GTFO MOM I'M WATCHING POOOORN"

You stare at The Mother27

The Mother27 rolls away

You die from being so shook.

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