(I got Reese's peanut butter cups so don't judge me XD)
"RaWr" said Floor board
You replied with "I ship Floor x board"
Floor board stared at you blankly then replied with "I ship you fucked up" (for le people that don't know it's You x Hair Straightener ;3;)
You army rolled the fuck out of there
Derek le dimple crashed into you
You stared at Derek
Derek screamed "LEEDLELEEDLELEEE"
You screamed "PHIL'S EYELASHIEEEEEEE"
Derek rolled away
You died from watching porn the next day ._.