REESE'S ASSHOLLEEEEE

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(I got Reese's peanut butter cups so don't judge me XD)

"RaWr" said Floor board

You replied with "I ship Floor x board"

Floor board stared at you blankly then replied with "I ship you fucked up" (for le people that don't know it's You x Hair Straightener ;3;)

You army rolled the fuck out of there

Derek le dimple crashed into you

You stared at Derek

Derek screamed "LEEDLELEEDLELEEE"

You screamed "PHIL'S EYELASHIEEEEEEE"

Derek rolled away

You died from watching porn the next day ._.

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