Ok so, first of all, my teacher are gonna talk to my mom sometime this week because they think I'm depressed....... which is true..... but my mom is cool and she trusts me when I say I'm not.....but that's a lie...... which I'm just like, WHUT?!?! Holy Fuck, teachers are creepy seeing all this shot happen and I don't even get near the cameras so I'm obviously being stalked. The principal even are lunch with me, which is weird since I HATE eating food near adults and friends at the same time. We talk about really......sensitive subjects......
Oh and, ITS TIME FOR ME TO KIDNAP SOME PEOPLES!
There's this guy named "Richie" which I have nicknames "dicky" because he keeps flirting with MY GIRLFRIEND and tAlks about her....uh......body parts..... 0-0 (totally not blushing, thinking about it.....
0-o......)
So I'm gonna kidnap him and slowly torture him and THEN I'm gonna kill him with a chainsaw very VERY SLOOOOOOWLY.while keeping him in my basement. As you know, I said I was gonna kidnap two peoples. This is because I need to kidnap my girlfriend. I'm gonna keep her in my bedroom......chained to my bed.....for.....certain things........0w0
Don't worry. Ill unchain her in the day.
:3 but not at night! <3 *wiggled le eyebrows*
So yeah. Tell me what you think about all this. :3
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THE DERPY PEANUT BUTTER HERO
Randomthis is book two of my stupid life but you don't have to red my other one first. its old news
