My cat that I named after Markiplier is RAPING ME!
So, I'm just laying here, right. And then he jumps on my stomach. Obviously I just ignored him because.....life....and he goes down to my legs and starts LICKING ME HAND.....
that's not the weird part. After a while he licks my THIGHS almost actually making.....make....very weird noises....so I instantly get up and take him off of me. Then he meows and I put him down.
He jumps back up and gets on my face(he is a small cat) and starts to lick my lips!
O-O
Save meh!
(I was looking through my RAINBOW CLUB crap
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@RandomRainbowClub
YOU ARE READING
THE DERPY PEANUT BUTTER HERO
Randomthis is book two of my stupid life but you don't have to red my other one first. its old news
