danielthespaniel: cat
catrific: yes, danny?
danielthespaniel: i love you
catrific: what? dan, you're gay..
danielthespaniel: i thought i was, but i was just confused. i only like girls
catrific: what about phil? i thought you liked him?
danielthespaniel: he was just a test.
catrific: don't you feel bad for leading him on?
danielthespaniel: i was
catrific: ?
danielthespaniel: then he called me a cunt
catrific: oh, honey. i'm sorry
catrific: look, you're a great guy, and i love you very much, but i love you as a friend. i'm so sorry.
danielthespaniel: it's okay. thank you.
catrific: i'm sorry, bb. bye <3
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