The Terrifyingly Strange Thoughts of The Cool Type: Part 2

Why Tanïer Isn't a Host

I have a very close friend. Yes, closer than Tamaki.

Well he likes to act like a jerk.

I introduced him to Kid N Teenagers.

He won't stop calling me Ted. He gave me a watermelon and said "here's a new friend."

I actually got really happy?
I don't know why.
I just thought "friend" and was happy.

He then knocked the melon out of my hand and it smashes to the ground, melon guts going everywhere.

He said "I lied. I am your only friend." With a serious stare then laughed and said "SEE I AM A JERK!".

I fell to my knees and tried to fix him.

Because apparent I cared.

I cried.

Then I blacked out.

I apparently screamed, cried, the back spin kicked him in the face.

And this is why he's not a host.

He's an ass