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OH MY GOD
IM SO SORRY

I've been expecting this text
How's the head?

Throbbing like a bitch

Do bitches throb, Daniel?

Fuck you. My head hurts.

Are you okay?
Why were you drunk?

My wife is a bitch

Oh
Does she throb?

Fuck off Macy

Okay bye

No come back!
I'm so sorry for drunk texting you
It wasn't cool

Nah it was funny
You're a funny drunk
I wanna meet drunk danny in person

No you don't
He's a mean drunk in person

Is he really?

He is

Oh my
How are things with your fam Danny?

I'm not sure honestly
I think my wife and I might get a divorce

Aw man, im sorry dan

Dan?
How many nicknames do you have for me?

Not a lot
Dan, Danny
Dumbass...

Honey?
Sweetheart?
Bub?

Those too I guess

I like the sweetheart and honey
You should use them more ;)
And bub ... I could grow to like that

You got a wife dan
And until you're officially divorced, I'll stick to dumbass

Damn
How are things with you and Oliver?

Great
He just flew back to Australia though
So im kind of sad :(

Australia?

Yeah, he lives there
We long distance the shit out of our relationship

Damn
How do you do it?

I honestly don't know
It's actually really hard

So not so great huh?

No :(

Aww hun, I'm sorry

Don't be
He'll be back in a month or so

A month??
That's so long though

Tell me about it

Should you really be dating someone you only see every few months?

We see each other at least once a month

My question still stands

Idk Danny
I really don't
But I love him

Ahh, love
What a horrible thing

Well look who's Mr Optimist today

Who me?
Im always optimistic

Are you though?

Truee

I have to go Danny
I'll talk to you tomorrow :)

Bye GIRLFRAND

Shut up Daniel

Damn

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