For both: QUICK! You're stuck between a murderous pack of wolves and an anger Urasing!! (It's a pokemon) WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!
Q: *ninja poof* what was the question?
For Quentin: QUICK! Kermit is being held captive by a cursed undead sailor! What do you do?!
Q: where is the axe?
For Dakota: okay, last one.) QUICK!! Quentin is being held at gunpoint and being forced to kiss a crazy obsessed fangirl! What do you do??
D: it's time to kill a bitch.
