me: hey dan ;3
dan: uh hey
me: *inches closer* *heavy breathing* *stares*
dan: can u not thx ;-; *pushes away*
me: *gets out scissors* *holds head down*
dan: WTF ARE YOU DOING GET AWAY FROM ME!! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T KILL ME ;_;
me: anything?
dan: *nods head fast and repeatedly*
me: ok, then how about you cooperate and let me do what imma bout to do, then we can get married and have 5 kids c:
dan: im screwed
me: *clips beard and hairs fall into plastic bag*
dan: NUU NOT MA BURD D: *cri*
me: *seals bag* *hugs it*
dan: *criii*
me: aw don't cry, are you just sad because I didn't just shave the entire thing off and have more hairs? C;
dan: wHAT NO
me: *turns on razor in front of him* *smirks* *leans forward*
dan: AHHHHHDGDVZB
rip
ΔΙΑΒΑΖΕΙΣ
My random thoughts and things or whatevers
ΤυχαίοThis is just random things and I just created this cause I have nothing else to do with my life rn so here ya gooo
