me: hey dann
dan: wut now ._.
me: ya knowww
dan: what? .-.
me: ya knowwww
dan: no i dont, just tell me ._."
me: oh c'mon, ya knoooo-
dan: jUST TELL ME
me: alright, alright, sheesh..
dan: ...
me: you. know. you. want. to. show. yourself. shirtless. on. Instagram. please. *-*
dan: what no im a kid friendly channel 0_o
me: so? just show us ur abs ur hiding under there c; *slightly lifts dans shirt up*
dan: *pushes hand away quickly* nO GET AWAY FROM ME PERVERT
me: whaaat ur a man you can show us dem nips and abs and-
dan: *grossed out face*
me: ...and you've only shown urself shirtless when you had a blanket over ur....
dan: dont you say it..
me: ...nips c;
dan: *passes out*
me: welp hes dead..
me: *drags dan outside on driveway*
random neighbour: *looks at me and makes weird face*
me: *smiles and waves as im dragging dan* its for a school project :)
random neighbour: uh ok.. *continues casually clipping bushes*
me: *throws dan in dumpster*
random neighbour: WTF 0_0
me: *looks at wrist* oop! would ya look at the time! *runs*
dan: *muffled in dumpster* AYE WHAT STINKS?! EW IS THAT SHIT?!? SOOOOPHIE?!?!?
who knows what happened to dan after that incident.. :0
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