forty-three | jesus christ

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Beacon Hoes™

[ Posey, Hoechlin, O'Brien,
Sprayberry, Ian, Colton,
Holland, Melissa, JR,
Khylin, Shelley, Daniel,
Froy, Cody, Reyna ]

Send help guys. My
dumbass boyfriend
basically told my father
we're having sex, so
today's breakfast topic
of discussion was condom
jokes. And he got us a box
of condoms.
delivered

Cody 💘
Okay listen here. My
girlfriend didn't deny
that we're having sex
either, so it was a joint
effort.
delivered

Spraybabe
Lmao, it takes two to
tango.
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Mama Mel
Wow, I love Papa
Mason.
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FroyBoy
Wait, you guys are having
sex?? I thought you
were just best friends??
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T'Pose 💗
Oh Froy, why are you so
behind. 😂 They've been
best friends for years.
Who recently started
dating. Which means
there's no way they
aren't having sex.
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Hoech-ing Gorgeous
And what did the kids
think about the topic
of discussion?
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Keegan, the little shit,
was laughing. And the
girls had no idea what
we were talking about.
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BoBo 💗
Keegan is like 6
how even.
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He's actually 9. And he
goes to public school.
Poor kid.
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Britt's Bitch
Reyna... You went to
public school...
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Oh yeah. 😂
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GUYS. GUESS WHAT I
JUST RANDOMLY
THOUGHT OF.
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JR 💍
What?
delivered

Remember when every-
one on the internet
got to see my boyfriend's
dick before me.
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Those were the days.
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Cody 💘
That was only like
four months ago,
Reyna. 😂
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T'Pose 💗
Dude, my nudes were
leaked at the same time,
so that was gr8
delivered

Shells 💋
Wait, so Reyna, you're
trying to tell us that
you've been in love with
Cody for years and you
didn't watch the video,
not even for fantasy
material?
delivered

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