to date a loser ↬ preferences

eleven ; grocery shopping

finn ;
↳ 9:00 AM
↳finds a lobster and starts flying it around
↳ he gets yelled at then you drive your cart away and pretend to not know him
↳ "oooh eggo's, finn are you missing your girlfriend?" you tease and wave the box around in his face until he opens the large freezer back up and sets the box in
↳ "my girlfriend's right in front of me"
↳ he pecks your lips and hugs your waist as you continue shopping

jaeden ;
↳ 10 PM
↳ you guys are already in your matching pajamas but were starving and craving snacks
↳you stand on top of the cart and he drives it around until an adult stares you down
↳ cheezits, celery, and granola
↳ he gets you healthy things like vegetables, just because he wants to make sure you're being healthy
↳ "ew, why would you get carrots when you could get things like dorITOS?"
↳ he laughs then puts them back, kissing your forehead as he did so, "because you need to be healthy so you don't have a heart attack or something."
↳ "are you calling me fat?"
↳ his eyes widen "no no no, i'm not. i'm not! i just don't want you to... die" he then pulls you really close and squeezes you in his tight hug

jack ;
↳ 11 AM
↳ "heY JACK, DID YOU NEED SOME TAMPONS?"
↳ "shH, IT'S A SECRET! yes."
↳ "it's okay, i won't tell," you joke, grabbing his hand and taking him towards the ice cream
↳ you guys take turns pushing the other one around in the shopping cart and pretending to ram into walls
↳ "you guys can't do that in here. i'm gonna have to ask you kids to leave"
↳ you exchange glances before jack starts running and pulls you out of the store
↳you stop at a 7/11 on the way back because you were hungry

wyatt ;
↳ 3 AM
↳ sweat pants and hoodies
↳ him basically carrying you half the time, even though you weren't actually that tired, you just didn't want to walk so he carries you like a baby with your legs wrapped around his hip.
↳ an old lady standing behind you guys in the checkout line calls you cute and wyatt pecks you on your now red cheek
↳ "yeah, she's adorable," he says, ignoring the obvious fact that she meant both of them together

jeremy ;
↳6 PM sharp
↳him making you write a list beforehand so you don't forget to get anything
↳you sneaking in some cupcakes while he isn't looking
↳he notices but pretends he doesn't just because he knew it'd make you really happy, which it did of course since you knew he saw

chosen ;
↳ 4 PM
↳ you come across the bakery aisle and spot a few small cupcakes laid on the countertop, the ones that are half icing
↳ "are these samples?'
↳ "yep!" the lady behind the counter cheered, motioning for you to grab one
↳ you both did, but before you took a bite of yours, you dipped your finger into the fluffy pink icing and smear it onto his nose
↳ "cliche," he chuckles, not bothering to wipe it off before he hit you with what you pretty much what you expected, shoving the rest of his own icing onto your face
↳ "even more cliche, thanks for that," you giggle as you pop the remains of your chocolate cupcake into your mouth

sophia ;
↳you guys don't go. ever.
↳ instead you order postmates and end up with random things you most definitely did not need, but love anyway

nic ;
↳ you guys don't even know what time it is
↳ nic tries to fit in the shopping cart's baby seat and ends up getting his left leg stuck
↳ "love?"
↳ "yes?"
↳ "i'm stuck" you turn around from the frozen section and see your boyfriend's problem
↳ once he gets out, you guys decide to get a basket and stock up on breakfast food because that's all either of you eat
↳ "nicnicnicnicnicnic"
↳ "what?"
↳ "okay, hear me out on this one: adult diapers-"
↳ him leaving then you have to chase after him because #truelove