"Yo Dave!!!" *no answer* Of course this nigga never back when he say he gonna be back I said to myself
Let me text this bitch to see where he at
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Might as well make me a sandwich. I start going through the fridge. Bruh for someone with so much money this nigga ain't ever got food in his house All of a sudden I hear the front door open and slam who the hell is just walking in his house like that I mumbled
I walked out the kitchen to come face to face with the gold digger herself Simone Valentine...
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"Oh boy why tf you here man!" "Is the door bell broken??" "No" she looked confused "Is your hand broken?" "No" she said with an attitude
"Exactly so why tf you just walking in this man house?"
"Cause he my man" 🙄
"Bitch I guess"
"Don't be disrespectful bo you know you want me" she said while walking towards me
"Nahh bitch you got 2 secs to back the fuck up before I punch you in your Adam's apple"
She stopped and looked at me shocked
I went to sit on the couch. I turned the game on and started eating my chips. The bitch decided to sit with me
"Don't you got something to do Simone??! Maybe visit your surgeon for the 8th time this month?? Or find someone money too spend?? Damn why tf you here Dave ain't here! "
"He left for the year try coming back in January." I said
"Bo you only act like this cause you want me, it's okay I want you too" she said eyeing me and moving closer
"Listen here MISTER I done told your wanna be Barbie ass to back the fuck up already!"
"All that damn plastic flowing through your body, I'll buy your ass a doll Simone damn you ain't gotta turn yourself into one"
