Annabeth: I want a guinea pig.
Percy: -_-
Hazel: Frank would make a good guinea pig.
Frank: -_-
Piper: Jason would make a good swan.
Jason: -_-
Hazel: So would frank.
Frank: -_-
Leo: I would make a good boyfriend.
Everyone: -_-
Leo: What? It's tru.
Annabeth: *true
Annabeth: And it's not.
Percy: Oooh, need some ice for that burn?!
Leo: I'm fireproof, I don't get burned.
Everyone: Oooh burn!
Percy: -_-
Calypso: Leo does make a good boyfriend.
Everyone: -_-
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FanfictionI love the Percy Jackson books. I'm sorry if I get some things wrong. Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HoO Rick does.
