Your average BTS groupchats and texts
This is like bts crack
- IM REALLY SORRY IF I OFFEND YOU I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS HYPER AND DIDNT GIVE A SHIT BOUT ANYONE ELSES OPINION
- I also apologize for some koreaboo shit. Sorta . Ya and cringe I apologize...
Namjoon started packing his bags. He didn't want a A s s Whoopin' All he did was show his love for that strangers T i d d i e s Namjoon sighed and finished packing. He called G-Dragon. Cause he clearly has G-Dragons phone number.
'Yo dawg' Gd said. 'Sup can I join bigbang m8' rappin monster said. 'Maybe' you'll have to sign up for it. 'Oki mat3 I get chu' RM said.
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Namjoon had been rejected from 8 groups, He had been rejected from •BigBang •EXO •GOT7 (cause- Like it's 7 people not 6 or 8) •Winner •Panic! At the disco • 24k •*2 more bands*
The last group he had to try was Twice. If not he would have to be a solo artist. Rappin mon hit up JYP once again.
'Yo' rappin mon said. 'It's that's guy again...' the person said, 'What do you want?' The person continued. 'I would like to join Twice' RAPPIN** Mon then exclaimed. (I was proof reading and it said something it shouldn't of said) 'But your not a girl...' the person on the phone said
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'Did you just assume my gender?' Rappin* moonstar said. 'Yes... I'm sorry what is your gender...' the lady impatiently said. 'I'm a non binary apache helicopter' Namjoon the harpoon said. 'Are you kidding me?' The woman said ending the call. Namjoon had given up. He cried in the corner till jin kicked him out his home. After he got kicked out he went into a telephone box and cried in the corner again. He knew what he needed to do.
A) become a stripper B) Try find a new company or boy/girl band C)be a drug addict and a drug dealer D) go to Jin
He had the greatest idea. Namjoon was gonna go do D. If B also failed he would do A or C. Namjoon went to his local W A L M A R T
(Lmao I don't even have a Walmart so I don't even know if this is accurate so don't judge me)
He saw some homeless people and fat people and average strangers he'd never see again, he then saw someone who looked like Tae. Namjoon squinted his eyes at the person. 'TAEHYUNG' Namjoon yelled. The person turned around, o shit It was S U N G O H from 24k. 'Your not Tae' harpoon man said. 'Your not Tae either' Sungoh said. 'What' 'Dont WhAT me- I'm in a gay relationship with Tae but he doesn't know yet' Sungoh announced. Namjoon quietly walked away with shame on his face, he went over to the flowers which were not too nice. They were all half dead- like his soul. He got some pink roses for jin. After looking around for them he realized it was Saturday morning and he jumped out oh bed earlier that day. He went to the cheap clothes area of Walmart and bought a suit. He got in a uber and raced all the way to him. Knocked on the BTS'S dorm door with his heart in his hand. (I'll stop with the rude lyrics) Namjoon knocked on the door. He heard someone walk towards the door. It was... It wasssss It wassssssssssss It was N from Vixx, IN NAMJOON'S DRESSING GOUND CLEARLY HALF NAKEd. 'O shit' N said 'O sheet' rappin mon said. Jin entered the room. 'Honey who is it~~~' he said to N. 'O shit' Jin then said, also in a dressing found half naked fresh outta the shower.
TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDD
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I updated the book cover and it took forever to make
Also shoutout to lazy butt face cause they wanted me to taewithtea Mainly cause she's forcing me too but like I'm not a big writer so I doubt she'll get much attention 😂
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