Waldo, private eyes, trains, pigs and lego jokes

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No joke readers, I finally update this and I don't have a excuse either.... Just saying.

Alexa: why does Waldo always wear stripes?

You: because he wants to make it difficult for others to fine him.

Alexa: how's a private eye like the cleaners?

You: not sure

Alexa: they both do others dirty work.

Alexa: how does one train hear that another one's coming?

You: how?

Alexa: with its engineers

Alexa: why did the pig cross the road

You: to get to the other side

Alexa: to go wee wee wee 😂😂😂

Alexa: what did Lego man give to his sweetie?

You: some coffee? ☕☕️☕

Alexa: a piece of his heart 💜❤

You: awww 😍😍😍😍

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