Dave X Reader

Its Not That Funny.

I walked out of the school, about to start walking home, when I remembered about that project.

I do not want to do that project.

"Hey da~ve look, there's your girlfriend~♪" some idiots shouted as I saw him walking toward me.

He chuckled and waved goodbye before actually speaking to me.

"Hey" he said with a grin.

"Your idiot friends got you to smile. Damnnn" I laughed a bit.

"Yeah well, you're right about the idiot part. I fake smile for those losers, but you're cool so I could smile for you any day."

"Oooookay well let's get in your car and finish this shitty homework"

Dave chuckled and swung his keys around one finger, "kay" he began to walk toward his car, I followed not too far behind

Once we reached his car, I hopped in and put on my seat belt cause, hah, click it or ticket

"so do you and Terezi know each other orrr..." he said, starting up the car, then beginning to drive

I didnt know if I should say anything, I mean I knew it couldn't hurt. However...running from it seemed to be the only way to escape. ((despite the fact that I run not so fast hahahhhh))

"Shouldn't I be asking you the same?"

Look my mouth obviously thinks faster than my brain.

I raised an eyebrow and shifted my gaze from the outside landscapes to him.

"well, i asked first" he pushed up his shades and tilted his head slightly my direction.

I was silent for a moment in thought

"Fine. Yeah I know her..." I trailed off, then came back, "well, I knew her. Back when she wasn't a total prick."

I crossed my arms and leaned back, even sliding down a bit in the seat with an elongated sigh

"how long? like recent?"

"No it was back when we were little. Our parents knew each other pretty well too."

I frowned and went back to staring out the window.

"oh, damn okay. what happened?" he asked

I groaned quietly and angrily,"I dont wanna talk about it"

"oh come on, pleeeeease?"

"Bleh. Whatever, okay so this is really dumb." I started but was interrupted as Dave was already laughing

I lowered my eyes and raised an eyebrow, unimpressed.

"Seriously.."

"Hahah, no, i-im sorry it's just...'bleh'? That's so cute oh god" he continued to laugh

A blush began to spread across my face as I tried to get words to come out

I angrily, and finally, got some words out

"Fuck you!! I'm not cute what the hell! You interrupted the story you asked for because I said a phrase you happened to think was 'cute'?! BLEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!! That's how I feel about all of your shit Strider, ALL OF IT" I blew up

He was still fucking laughing what in the hell kind of shit has he been on

"oh god im so sorry, please, continue" he said with a smile on his face obviously holding back more laughter.

I didn't even care, i was gonna tell my story anyway.

"So you're probably gonna laugh at me for this too, but ummm so we were both really into beyblades and we were fighting against each other and she won and I lost and like she called me a bitch and became more popular and stuff and left me behind and ever since she just has been an annoying bitch" I said quickly