Everything Wrong With The Harry Potter vs Twilight War

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oh fuck, may 4 was the last update. sorry dudes i forgot i had a wattpad even if i've been in this website for 4 years

well you didn't read this book for consistent updates, right?! right, you clicked on this because you want me to shit on this stupid fandom war that's prolly dead already

continuing from last part btw. it seems i have forgotten that: bold = hp fans, italics =  twilight fans

10. Kristen Stewart can not act as Bella-she blinks too much and bites her lip. Is that all she can do with that character? 

Is that all you can come up with?? lmao You try to find every tiny bit thing wrong with someone, and bash them??? how mature.

49. sorry twi-fans, it's an already established fact that kristen stewart can't act in any shape, way or form lmao.

50. just imagine if i recorded myself doing nothing but blinking and biting my lips. that shit gets old after 3 minutes

51. to be fair, potterheads, i hear that twilight is written in a first person format and so therefore it's pretty hard to express a character's thoughts in film form esp if they are monloguing. of course this is still possible to do if you are a really good actor/actress, it's just harder to do if the source material was told through the eyes of a character (1st person) instead of a narrator or outside force (3rd person). 

13. If it tortures Edward so much to not drain Bella dry then how does he contain himself when she has her...monthly visits...grim thing to mention I know but it is a valid point!

I thin that kind of blood is different from regular blood.

52. the response from the twihead was so hilariously dumb i had to pause a moment to take in the fact that they actually think this. like guys who are absolutely disgusted by periods know for a fact that mentrual blood is basically  THE SAME AS THE ONE RUNNING THROUGH YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM

16. I have actually read both book series' unlike a lot of the Twilight fans who have probably never even looked at a Harry Potter book. 

We have read the HP books, sadly. And tell me again, how is this a reason??

53. ERROR: azure cannot comprehend why potterhead thinks this is a legit reason why harry potter is better than twilight.

54. i hear however that many twiheads (or at least the loud members of the community) that bash HP have never read the books. if this is true, i am afraid potterheads have a somewhat valid point here. still sin 53 applies

18. Vampires die in the sunlight, don't they? They do not sparkle. I don't understand why teenage girls are going crazy over this. Surely sparkling is something a girl would like to do. Not something a girl would like her boyfriend to do!

thats what is so amazing about it. you would expect a vampire to die. thats just predictable. and i have read some novels and seen some movies where they do not die in the sun.

55. imo, i think making a vampire sparkle is sort of a creative twist on meyer's part. a ridiculous one at that, but she still tried.

56. seriously tho, vamps are supposed to be these super badass race of creatures and they are pretty powerful i guess, but they fuckin sparkle under the bright ball of flaming gas that is the sun, that does not make them look badass bye

 21. There is a Harry Potter Theme Park. A THEME PARK! Hello?

just a sad way to make more money.