jacelightwood: alec u do know our walls are paper thin right
claryfairchild: i think i need therapy now
izzylightwood: im trying to pretend i cant hear
simonlewis: moments like these make me feel blessed to have noise canceling headphones
jacelightwood: alec i see u reading these
jacelightwood: NO DONT GET LOUDER
claryfairchild: FUCK
izzylightwood: ALEC I HOPE YOU CHOKE
simonlewis: wow u guys seem to be having some issues
simonlewis: NO JACE TOOK MY HEADPHONES
izzylightwood: WHEN I SAID YOU COULD TEST OUT ALEC'S LACK OF A GAG REFLEX I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY
izzylightwood: AND I DIDNT MEAN HERE
aleclightwood: its not my gag reflex we're testing out
claryfairchild: OH NO
claryfairchild: DONT MESSAGE US WHEN MAGNUS IS SUCKING YOUR DICK
jacelightwood: ok its quiet
simonlewis: thank goD
izzylightwood: ,,,, oh no
jacelightwood: SPOKE TOO SOON
claryfairchild: im gonna go drop a fridge on myself see ya
simonlewis: i hope y'all dont mind if i get blood all over your kitchen bc im stabbing myself bye
jacelightwood: im traumatized
jacelightwood: help
jacelightwood: I NEED AN ADULT
izzylightwood: jace ur the oldest out of us four u are the adult
jacelightwood: i need an adult better at adulting
jacelightwood: an adultier adult
izzylightwood: alexander lightwood i stg if u dont shut the FUCK up i will come in there and CHOP off your fucking dick you F U C K
claryfairchild: ,, wow im glad i do not have a penis
simonlewis: i think it worked ?????
aleclightwood: pls dont chop off my dick i need that
jacelightwood: it's not like you top anyway,,
aleclightwood: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
magnusbane: hm, so tonight was, what?
claryfairchild: EXPOSED
aleclightwood: wow,
aleclightwood: im so sick of this disrespect
simonlewis: ok u cant fill the house with your moans and then jumP DOWN OUR THROATS WITH ACCUSATIONS OF DISRESPECT
aleclightwood: THIS IS MY HOUSE I PAY RENT WHAT DO U DO OTHER THAN SWALLOW MY BROTHERS CUM
izzylightwood: I CHOKED
simonlewis: wow i just got fried
simonlewis: and jace is laughing at me
claryfairchild: simon doesn't even have a scalp anymore
magnusbane: alec is the little spoon
aleclightwood: STOP EXPOSING ME
izzylightwood: wtf was that bang
magnusbane: he tried to roll off me and he went too far and fell off the bed
izzylightwood: HAHAHA
claryfairchild: how the hell
aleclightwood: i literally despise all of you
magnusbane: ?
aleclightwood: except for you i adore you
simonlewis: AW
izzylightwood: MAGNUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER
jacelightwood: HE'S TURNING SOFT
aleclightwood: i am not soft i am a fighting machine (ง'̀-'́)ง
magnusbane: of course you are, dear.
aleclightwood: listen,,
aleclightwood: i,,
aleclightwood: *holds up razor*
aleclightwood: am a MAN
magnusbane: adorable
izzylightwood: alec ur not winning this battle
aleclightwood: he's right im soft
simonlewis: aw alec is a soft gay
aleclightwood: at least im not a coOKING UTENSIL
simonlewis: ,, what
aleclightwood: idk magnus is playing w my hair i cant function
jacelightwood: i think he was trying to make a pan joke
claryfairchild: alec how do you go from completely destroying simon to making a shitty pun
aleclightwood: i literally do not know fuck offonfnsl
jacelightwood: what
magnusbane: he fell asleep
izzylightwood: soft gay
claryfairchild: soft gay
aleclightwood: FUCK OFF
jacelightwood: WHAT
simonlewis: look i dont play with demons
aleclightwood: my phone woke me up
izzylightwood: alec ur a soft gay
aleclightwood: I AM NOT
magnusbane: you're a soft gay
aleclightwood: fffff damn right i am
simonlewis: wow
simonlewis: you're whipped
magnusbane: he's leaving the room, i suggest you hide.
simonlewis: OH SHIT
( a/n "im gonna go drop a fridge on myself", "i hope you choke" and "i hope you dont mind me getting blood all over your fridge because im stabbing myself" and like half of the other things said in this are irl quotes )
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geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
