Jeff Is My Mentor

Chapter 5: The Next Day

A/N Oh. My. Fucking. Jesus. Christ! 283 reads! 11 votes! Thanks so much! I sound really stupid considering that some people have THOUSANDS of reads and HUNDREDS of votes but I am really thankful. Also, as I claimed in the last one here is a weird disclaimer with my split personalities! Enjoy!

Hello everybody! I am Jesus, your ruler, and I am here with God, your creator! *Holds hands up* -Matthew

*punches Matthew in the face* Shut the fuck up, you're a nobody -Hunter

You are always looking to hurt someone, aren't you? -Ranger

Pretty much -Hunter

Where are we anyways Matthew? -Moonlite

Mario Party! -Matthew

Really? -Moonlite

No, we're in a time hollow I guess, after all, I'm stuck in the space and time continuum -Matthew

Can I still watch Hetalia? -Heikichi

Ummm... -Matthew

*Curtains close* :D

-----Rangers POV-----

I woke up from the same dream. I identified the bodies of everyone on the street, the first being Liu, Dad, Barbara, Billy and some other inhabitants from this street. I wrote in my journal because I hadn't wrote the night before because of the fire. I wrote what happened and about the school day. I stumbled down the stairs after my new entry was finished and I began to cook some fried eggs. The morning passed and I noticed that Sam had been keeping her distance from me.

"What's wrong Sam?" I asked, probably just her feeling guilty for ratting me out.

I noticed her face was stained, had she been crying?

"Y-Your n-n-not ma-mad at m-me?" She asked, her voice was strained and raspy.

"For ratting me out?" I asked, seeming as if I didn't know, "Naah, it was the right thing to do."

"So y-you're not g-going to hang out with that k-kid?"

I was planning to but I didn't want to get on my dad's nerves.

"Nope," I responded beeming at her.

---AT SCHOOL---

"What's wrong Jeff?"

He was acting, well... weird since this morning. He was acting psychotically and it was worring me. His brother had apparantly been taken by the police because he claimed to have beat the shit out of Randy and his gang.

"Nothing Ranger," Jeff beamed at me, it looked pretty psychotic.

"You sure man?"

"Of course"

We sat at lunch alone while Jeff continued to laugh at nothingness. I decided to leave him be.

"Get me when you realize your laughing is fucking ridiculous and that you are turning mental," I stated standing up to sit with somebody else.

"Sure Ranger!" he answered happily,"Hehehe, hahah, HAHAHAHAHAH!"

I'm pretty sure the entire school could hear his psychotic laughs of retardedness, but they simply chose not to give a fuck. What is wrong with him?

-----Jeff's POV-----

Why didn't Ranger understand? I'm not going mad, this is completely normal. I felt eyes on me, I didn't care though, those c*nts could stare all they want at me. They were just jealous of how beautiful I am. I continued to laugh all day, all class and all the way home.

"Mr. Woods? What is wrong with you today?" The principal's voice brought me back to reality.

"Nothing Missy," I chuckled.

If looks could kill I wouldn't have walked out of the office alive.

"Then why did Mrs. Sarah send you here?"

I pondered on this before deciding that she was probably just a jealous bitch, I couldn't say that to the principal though...

"I don't know, why don't you ask her?" I responded casually while striding out with a smirk.

Instead of heading to the class, I walked outside and waited for dismissal while continuing my laughter.

-----Ranger's POV-----

Against all attempts to avoid Jeff, I found myself always turning to stare at him. His laughter was psychotic, yet carefree... almost innocent.

'What's gotten into him today?'

"Mr. Woods, please go to the principals office," Ms. Sarah's stern voice shook me back from cloud nine.

"Sure missy, hahah..." Jeff answered, his weird laughter echoing through my skull.

"Yo! Ranger!" A blonde guy whisper screamed at me, "Did you do the homework?"

"What homewo... oh shit!" I responded patting my jacket for my homework.

"Would you like to join Mr. Woods, Ranger?" I realized that I must've said that quite loudly... or Ms. Sarah could have the hearing of an eagle.

"No"

She seemed to be considering the ISS instead of sending me to the principal.

"Everyone, pass up your homework!"

Hmmph, she must not have heard me.

Jeff returned during last block, his smile a little wider. He seemed to be staring right at me. Freeeaaaky...

"Hello friend, heh heh..." he just laughed, as if he wasn't retarded enough.

"Oh... hey, whatever..." I responded, ignoring his stare.

Class went by normally, if normal consists of psychotic laughter and stares. The bell rang and I was about ready to pop. If I stayed for any longer, well, Jeff would end up like Randy. I walked, no, RUSHED, outside. I really hated confined spaces. it made me feel like my oxygen was slowly being drained and like the walls were closing around me. I continued to run outside until I was sure I was away from Jeff. Still, I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being followed. I walked home, the feeling of eyes piercing my soul was stronger than ever and the hot midday sun sure wasn't helping matters. I entered the house, MY house. It was so silent I was sure it was abandoned. I focused real hard, for anything, a sign of inhabitance, apart from the obvious... obvious what? Apart from the running water and footsteps you couldn't tell it was inhabited. Wait... footsteps? Nobody is here except for me... and as far as I know, I'm not moving.

That is freaky -MoonLite

YaY! Murder! -Hunter

Who says Rangers gonna die? -Matthew

I'm.. Gonna... WHHAAAAAT? -Ranger

I wish *grunts* -Hunter

D:< -Ranger

You're not gonna die, just Ranger from the story -Heikichi

Oh :3 -Ranger