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XV. GROUP CHAT

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by clawsandbeak

by clawsandbeak

PRIDE!!! CHAT HAS BEEN CREATED

Nicky Hemmick has added: Allison Reynolds, Andrew Minyard, Dan Wilds, Emerson Holland, Kevin Day, Matt Boyd, Neil Josten, Renee Walker

NICKY
If you're not coming
to pride then leave!

DAN
I am the Heterosexual™

Why am I here??

NICKY
Bc you're a gr8
ally and Matt's gf

ALLISON
You are a pretty gr8
ally tbh

KEVIN
You know you don't
get a letter

EMERSON
And never bitch abt
not having a letter

MATT
And you love me even
though I'm bi as hell

DAN
Awww, thx guys

RENEE
Why isn't Aaron in
this chat??

NICKY
You srsly think he
would want to go to
Pride???

Lol nah

He'd just leave if he
got added

ALLISON
Was this just made to
celebrate our queerness
or does it actually
serve a purpose?

NICKY
Both.

NEIL
Are we going to the
parade?

MATT
yES!

That's the best part

EMERSON
Lol no the best part
is the swawesome
after party

KEVIN
"Swawesome"??

EMERSON
It's from a comic I read,
fuck off m8

RENEE
What about flags?

ALLISON
I'm gonna be wearing
mine like a cape

The bi one anyway

The aro one is ugly
af so I'll just paint it
on my cheek or smth

NEIL
I don't even know what
my flag is?

MATT

ALLISON
U want a cape too??

NEIL
No, I think I'll just
paint it on my cheek
or wear a tshirt

EMERSON
Can we have, like, a
"protector of non-gay
sexualities" taskforce

As in, if some dickwad
tries to (for example)
tell kevin to pick a side,
we immediately roast them

DAN
Yes, I will do this!!

NICKY
We also need to protect
our Heterosexual™
from criticism

Neil, is Andrew gonna
join??

NEIL
He refuses to wear a
"fucking rainbow" but
yeah

ALLISON
That's good enough

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Yo, pls do protect ur not-gay-but-still-lgbt+ friends bc some ppl can be rlly nasty