"What a good idea."
"Fletcher, no."
"It'll be great fun."
"Fletcher, no."
"Do you think I should do it?"
"No."
"I think I should do it."
"No."
"I'm going to do it."
"Fletcher, for God's sake-"
"I'll probably fly!"
"Fletcher! You'll hurt your arse!"
"But I want to fly!"
"Do you know what? Whatever. I can't be bothered anymore. Do whatever you want."
"Wooooo!!"
Sizzle... Crack...
"AAARRGGHH!!!"
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"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Fletcher Renn, the last teleporter. If only he hadn't insisted that setting off a firework up his own backside would be a good idea..."
STAI LEGGENDO
1000 Ways To Die When You're A Teleporter
FanfictionHaha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young Engl...
