strangers // m. zuccarello

April 10th

Not only did my entire team get to see me freak out about the date, so did my entire family.

"He's an officer in the Navy. And a beautiful one at that."

I guess it was my turn to date the models.

"My dates haven't been going well if you've been paying attention to my life."

"Maybe you just need to go on a really bad date to realize you should be with Mats."

"Listen to mom," Ivan said, "She's always right. And hey, can I get a pair of these boots?"

"No. You're an adidas athlete. Get your own cool cleats."

"I still think you and Ronaldo would make beautiful soccer playing babies."

"Well, we would. Not exactly his type."

"I think gorgeous is his type."

"Gorgeous and someone that won't argue with him and doesn't have a job as stressful as mine."

"You are right Loki. Too much woman for pretty boy with a tiny penis." My brother was apparently not impressed.

My sisters? So upset.

"You said you didn't.

"And I won't. I just like saying that for the reactions."