Panic! at The Disco Songs

There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought

(A/N: The full title is, "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey,You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet", just in case it's not all there.)

Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

When you're in black slacks with accentuating
Off-white pinstripes
Whoa everything goes according to plan

I'm the new cancer
Never looked better
You can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips When did he get all confident

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the
The ladies room in vain
And I bet you just can't keep up with
(keep up)
with these fashionistas
And
Tonight tonight you are
You are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is Cheap
I bet to them you look like shh

Talk to the mirror oh choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that I'm a diva
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer
Never looked better
you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips
When did he get all confident

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
Never looked better
And you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better
And you can't stand it

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know
And I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch