https://wikihow.com/How-To-Shut-Denmark-Up

213 14 7
                                        

Step 1: BE CONFIDENT. Always be a bitch when talking to him.
Step 2: INTERRUPT. Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Step 3: DISTURB. Be annoying he's busy.
Last step: FUCK SHIT UP. Kill the bitch if you have to.

Example:

Denmark: *on the phone* And that time when Norway lost against me and—

Norway: *pulls Denmark's hair* DENMARK FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME STOP THAT SAYING THAT FUCKING SHIT

Denmark: Ow! Okay... Bye.. *turns to Norway* The fuck?!

Norway: Stop being a megabitch Denmark

Denmark: Okay.. *whispers* You love me anyway..

Norway: *flushed* Yeah, I do.

Credits to CutieGirl1034

ҪДҋ ӉЄꚌДꙆЇДҋЅ  ЯЄДԀ ꚌӉЇЅ?Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon