*dinner*
He brought you out of the room for dinner and it was the usual. It was always silent. He had made it clear that he didn't want to talk to you until you changed your mind.
"Do you know what my name is, love?" He spoke out of the blue. Unusual
"Wilford Warfstache. Or it was; before you killed people" You stared at him angered
"But love, what did the teachers say when they took attendance?"
"This next one is cut off. Warfstache, Wil? Will? Will-" the teacher called
"Wilford. Call me Wilford"
"Alright"
"They called you Wilford. Your name is Wilford Warfstache!" You started getting irritated
"Incorrect dear, they called me Wil. It said Wil on the sheet. My actual, no, my old name was William Warfstache."
"Your file said Wilford though!"
"They wouldn't let someone who is running from the law join the military. So William 'died' and Wilford conveniently was 'born' on the same date as me. Wilford was always a nickname so it became my real name."
"You're a psycho" Your voice started to rise.
"I am wise"
"You're insane!" Loudness increasing
" I am not" his was too
"YOURE A MURDERER" You scream
"I DIDNT KILL MY FRIENDS IT WAS A JOKE" he was on the verge of tears
"what"
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I was friends with a killer • Wilford Warfstache x Reader •
FanfictionY/n was best friends with a Mr. Wilford Warfstache in high school. After high school he kinda disappeared and no one would tell what happened to him. Now you work as a ( I have no idea if this is a real job but I'm hoping it is?) person that finds i...
