Klance one-shots (idk I'm bored)

If the ships had a battle

I had an idea. You'll see soon. Or read.

*SEME OUT*

Shallura: Guys, this ship is practically canon.

Klance: Yeah, right. I think Klance is!

Sheith: Pfft Klance is pedophilia. Lance is seventeen, whereas Keith is eighteen!

Klance: You're not one to talk, pedophile! Shiro is twenty five.

Sheith: You wanna say that to my face?

Klance: I don't know, man, you're like a brother to me.

Sheith: Don't you dare-

Shklance: Guys, guys, there's an easy way to settle this.

Pance: Nuh uh. Pance Pance revolution, baby.

Hidge: Correction; Hidge Hidge revolution, baby.

Pance: That doesn't rhyme, ya bingus.

Hidge: At least I'm not a pedophile. Lance is seventeen, which is almost an adult. Pidge is fifteen, which is a teenager.

Pance: Hunk's also seventeen, so you're not one to talk.

Lanlura: Jesus Christ, guys, calm down.

Klance: Calm down? CALM DOWN?!?!?!

Shklance: Lanlura, you really shouldn't have-

Klance: KEITH IS FUCKING GONE, LANCE IS FUCKING DANCING ON A ROPE IN FRONT OF RED, NOW LANCE IS FLIRTING WITH ALLURA AND YOUR FUCKING SHIP IS BEGINNING TO SAIL, LANCE HAS OFFICIALLY HAD ALL HIS ATTENTION STOLEN BY MATT, KEITH ALMOST COMMIT SUICIDE, LOTOR IS APPARENTLY GOOD, SHIRO MIGHT NOT BE SHIRO, NARTI'S DEAD, HAGGAR IS BEAUTIFUL, ZARKON LOOKS LIKE AN OWL, VOLTRON ON ICE IS CANON, LANCE CAN ACT, LOVER BOY LANCE, LANCE IS GETTING GAYER EVERY EPISODE, AND WE'VE BEEN LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?!?!?!?!?

Shallura: I should never have brought anything up. Understandable, have a good day.