*cue windshield laugh*
aquarius |
jin: why are koalas not actual bears?
jungkook: why?
jin: because they don't have the koalafications.
jungkook: ...
you don't have the koalafications to be apart of bts anymore, get out.
jin: well why don't you cash me ousside, how bow dah?
pisces |
jin: why doesn't ed have a girlfriend?
suga: why?
jin: because sheeran.
suga: *facepalms*
aries |
rap monster: i'm going for a walk.
jin: wait, i have to join you.
rap monster: why?
jin: because 'you never walk alone'.
taurus |
jin: i actually wanted to tell y'all an animal joke, but...
bts: ...
jin: it's irrelephant.
gemini |
jin: yah jhope, what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
jhope: please leave me alone hyung.
jin: a depresso.
cancer |
jin: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
v: what hyung?
jin: nobdy knows.
v: ...
leo |
jin: listen up kids, who wants to hear a joke, okay here it goes.
how does a train eat?
bts: ...
jin: it goes chew chew.
bts: ...
jin: it's my birthday, you know.
bts: *roars with laughter*
virgo |
jin: do you know what the man who created knock knock jokes deserves?
suga: ...
jin: a 'no-bell' prize.
suga: ...
please god, please make it stop.
libra |
jin: why was the king only a foot tall?maknae line: ...
jin: because he was a ruler.
jungkook: oh i thought it was because you were taking about jimin.
jimin: awww thanks jung- wait what?
v: *bursts out laughing*
scorpio |
jin: what do you call a man with a rubber toe?
rap monster: i don't really have time for this.
jin: robertoe
rap monster: ...
sagittarius |
jin: why was the pizza so small?
jhope: ...
jin: because there wasn't mushroom in the oven.
jhope : *sighs*
capricorn |
bts: you make us suffer with your dad jokes.
jin: yeah well you know i used to suffer from soap addiction but i'm clean now.
bts: ...
