Welcome to Ask the Pets, where you can ask or dare any of the three pets in charge of this account: Olive the black cat, Biscuit the feisty kitten, or Maggie the grandma pup!
Hello, marvelous humans, and welcome to the Ask/Dare Book of moi, Maggie the dog, Olive the cat, and that little...creature...over there we call Biscuit.
Hey!
I'm being honest! Anyhoo, here you can ask or dare us to do anything, as long it is not dangerous to our health. In addition, you can also comment the famous, "MOL" to earn a shout out from all of us!
Dare me!! I'm the best!
Who says?
I do!!
Don't listen to those bickering kitties. Ask or dare me. I am the superior pet!
Here are real images of all of us to give you an idea of what we look like:
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This is me, the most wonderful Maggie. I am very old, 16 in human years, to be precise. 112 in dog years. That's a lot, isn't it? I've got arthritis and am going blind, but I still love doing dares from you humans as long as they don't require anything dangerous, like walking on the roof. And I'm open to answer any question you've got for me!
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Is it my turn yet - Oh! Okay! Hello, you humans! Of course, you know this, but I'm Olive. I'm about 6 months old. I'm a bit shy, but I can be fun when I want to be. I'll never hesitate to be goofy and fun, and I love playing with you humans, and, um, I'm really excited to be here! Er, any dares? I love doing them. Am I talking too much? Am I doing this right? Olivia, help me, please!!
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Halt! Are you aware that you are in the presence of royalty?! That's right, you bow to me, you filthy dirtbags. I am the ruler of this internet and you will serve me! However, because the human requested it, I will also be open to dares and questions. Not that I'm pleased with this, though. These questions better had be good.
Alright! You can begin to ask below! You can ask us anything, dare us to do something, or request a picture of us! Anything, you marvelous humans! Ask away!
