BE SERIOUS
NO GALAVANTING OR PLAYING IN FOUNTAINS LIKE DWARVES. NO DOING ANYTHING FUN AT ALL, IF YOU KEEP DOING FUN THINGS YOUR DIGNITY WON'T BUILD UP LIKE IT WOULD IF YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FUN.
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Thorin's Guide To Majesty
HumorI am Thorin Oakenshield, Son Of Thrain, Son Of Thrór, King Under The Mountain, and I welcome you to my book that teaches newbies how to be majestic. You should be very grateful for this, because I know a certain ELF KING *cough, cough THRANDUIL, cou...
