Never ask stupid questions, like 'Why is the sky blue?' If someone asks you this, scream 'BECAUSE IT IS GET OVER IT!'
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Thorin's Guide To Majesty
HumorI am Thorin Oakenshield, Son Of Thrain, Son Of Thrór, King Under The Mountain, and I welcome you to my book that teaches newbies how to be majestic. You should be very grateful for this, because I know a certain ELF KING *cough, cough THRANDUIL, cou...
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Never ask stupid questions, like 'Why is the sky blue?' If someone asks you this, scream 'BECAUSE IT IS GET OVER IT!'
