Bard: Hey let's make sum popcorn c:
Everyone on the planet: no
Bard: First, you open the package c:
*vioLENTLY TEARS PACKAGE OPEN*
Bard: c: And then, you put it in the microwave c:
*puts popcorn in dryer*
Bard: this is the most important step
Everyone: -__-
Bard: you
Bard: gotta
Bard: ...
Bard: do thE HUSTLE
*cha-chas the fuck outta there*
