So I'm gonna make another chapter where I just sit and talk you y'all.
This is gonna be memey and depressing and ranty probably.
So I saw a post on Intagram. It said "I don't know what's more depressing: Dear Evan Hansen itself or the fact that so many young people relate to it.
And I am SHOOK. Do people still say that? Idk.
But seriously. It is terrifying. I mean DEH is enough to get you crying on the floor, but it's gotta get popular somehow. And how do most things get popular? Lots and lots of people relate to them.
If you don't know, DEH is basically about high school, drugs, death, suicide, betrayal, and the internet.
Like someone needs to say someeting about this. Besides me and the person who posted it.
It's depressing just thinking about it.
Next thing:
THIS IS WHAT I LEARNED FROM MRS. FLEMING:
YOU CAN HELP PEOPLE BY JUST SHOUTING "HEAL" AT THEM.
Person 1: my dog died.
Person 2: HEAL.
Person 1: my mom has cancer.
Person 2: HEAL.
Person 1: I relate to Dear Evan Hansen.
Person 2: HEAL.
Sadly, I don't think that last one would work.
Next thingy:
So I had a pretty sad math class today. My math teacher's dog died over the weekend, and he was telling us about it.
Now I am an emotional person already. In the mornings? MUCH more emotional. Basically mornings just make me a mess. Anything cute makes me cry. Anything sad makes me cry. Anything with animals makes me cry. Anything with sad music makes me cry.
And guess what? My math teacher showed us cute photos of his dog (which is an animal) in the morning while talking about his sad death, and also the video he was showing had sad music.
I WAS A MESS. PEOPLE WERE ASKING ME IF I WAS OKAY.
I'M NOT OKAY. (THAT REFERENCE WAS FOR A CERTAIN PERSON. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.)
Yeah, but it was really sad. I feel super bad for my math teacher.
Rest in peace, Buster.
🐶
Next:
So my friend was asking who Dan and Phil were, and I showed them a photo.
Them: are they twins?
Me: lol no they're not even related.
Them: oh... well are they gay then?
Me: A HAHAHAHAHA THEY WOULD SAY NO, THEY WHOLE INTERNET WOULD SAY YES.
It was so funny though.
Next:
HOW FRUSTRATING IS IT TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD SONG IN YOUR HEAD, BUT NOT BE ABLE TO SING IT, YOU MAY ASK?
VERY VERY FRUSTRATING.
And this time, I'm not talking about it being out of range or whatever. Even though most things are.
I'm talking about the content of the song.
The songs: Blue, Dead Girl Walking, Alphabet Boy, and Big Fun are all great songs that are stuck in my head all the time, but can I sing those songs in public?
NO.
YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SINGING ABOUT THE TOPICS IN THOSE SONGS IN PUBLIC. YOU'D GET ARRESTED OR SOMETHING.
I hate it though! Because sometimes I just wanna shout those songs but I can't!
It's so annoying!
A few times I've tried to censor those and it doesn't work.
And another thing.
In the song Seventeen from Heathers, Veronica is telling J.D. And being like "if you're the one I choose," basically saying "if you choose me over murdering all my friends, I'll be with you." And we all know he winds up trying to blow up the whole school. Well in this song, Veronica has to ask him a few times before he answers. Almost like he's not quite sure he'll be able to stop murdering random people.
My heart.
Ugh sadness.
Anyways, bye bye!
POGS!!
